My Foodie Friend Dropped an Absolute Banger of Logic

A blogger shares a quote from their friend who eats like it's a competitive sport — the guy keeps shoveling food in even while burping.

The blogger tells him to stop, saying 'you're burping, you must be full.' The friend claps back:

**"What are you talking about? A burp means there's now EMPTY SPACE in my stomach."**

The poster ends with a string of lols and 'I'm genuinely in awe.' Honestly? Undefeatable logic.