Stranger ate my popcorn on the subway and had the AUDACITY to look shocked

Post title: 'Am I crazy? I was riding the subway hugging a bucket of popcorn and the person next to me just... grabbed some and ate it.'

OP's follow-up comment: 'I was so startled I stared at them — and then THEY looked even more surprised. lmaooo'

The real villain move here is the stranger acting like THEY'RE the victim after casually snacking from someone else's popcorn unprompted. The mutual shock-off is sending everyone.