Guy Discovers His Umbrella Is Accidentally Controlling Subway Crowds

This person shares a wild observation: whenever they pass through a train station and stand in line at the subway screen door — even just for a moment — everyone standing in two rows suddenly starts opening their bags at the same time.

Turns out they're all searching for their umbrellas (because he's carrying one, signaling it's raining outside).

At first he felt kind of bad and would take off his umbrella indoors to avoid the chaos. But eventually he had a realization: 'Wait... I, a nobody, am single-handedly changing the behavior of this entire crowd.' He says it feels like he's become some kind of commander who summons rain and wind with his presence. Like he's discovered his X-Men superpower.