Finally someone said what we're all thinking about our 'true calling'

"I've mostly been studying all my life, but honestly studying isn't my path. My true calling is... resting... sleeping in late... going out for pasta... spending afternoons with pumpkin spice pound cake topped with whipped cream alongside a cup of black tea. Yeah, that's basically where my talents lie."

This person just described the ideal soft life with surgical precision and called it a career aptitude.