10th Grader Asks: Does Drunk Kissing Your Guy Friend Count as First Kiss?

A 10th grader posted on Naver Knowledge iN (Korea's Q&A platform) asking a very specific question. He went on a trip with friends, got super drunk for the first time, and somehow ended up kissing the friend next to him. He's quick to clarify: 'I didn't initiate it, HE kissed ME' — and yes, both of them are guys.

His burning question: does a guy-on-guy kiss count as a first kiss? Or does it only count if it's with a girl? And a follow-up: guy-on-guy doesn't count... right?

The energy of someone desperately trying to find a loophole to protect their 'first kiss' stat is universal. The 94% adoption rate and 94% satisfaction rate on this deeply important legal question are sending.