Overheard a couple at a restaurant and fell in love with the wrong person

The post starts: 'LMAOOO okay so I went to a restaurant and this woman was absolutely iconic 💀'

The story: A woman at the next table asks her man, 'What are you gonna eat?' He answers, 'My love?' — all cheesy and romantic. The poster is shocked and looks over...

Only to see the woman completely unbothered, already scanning the menu like he said nothing. Stone cold. Zero reaction. The poster writes: 'I think I've developed a crush on her.'