Sweet anniversary note turns into a height flex real fast

A handwritten anniversary note dated 2015.03.11 (Wednesday). It starts out super romantic — '300 days! We hugged for the first time, I was so happy. There's not much left until a year. I've liked you for over a year already.'

Then it takes a sharp left turn: 'In that one year, I grew 17cm taller. Now there's a 21cm height difference between us.'

Back to romance: 'You've gotten even prettier this past year. You let your bangs down and everything about you — with bangs or without — is beautiful. Thank you, I love you.'

The sudden pivot from 'I love you so much' to 'also I shot up 17cm and now tower over you' is sending everyone.