Drunk-dialing an ex at 2AM who won't stop caring about you

Someone texts their ex late at night acting like they just 'accidentally walked over' — when they clearly didn't. The ex immediately sees through it: 'You said you deleted my number...' The drunk one fumbles: 'I just... somehow ended up walking there without realizing, sorry, you can block me.'

Then the ex, ignoring all the hints to back off, asks: 'Did someone hit you again? If that's the case — lock your room door and call me RIGHT NOW please.'

The drunk one said 'you can block me' and the ex said 'are you being hit at home.' This went from breakup vibes to genuine concern instantly. The ex is not over it, and clearly still watching out for them.