High schooler wakes up brother every day just to spite him

An anonymous post at 1 AM: 'I'm in high school so I have to wake up at 6am. That means I have to leave earlier than my college-aged brother who lives with me lol. It's so unfair that I wake him up every single day before I go to school.'

First comment: 'Doesn't he get mad?'

Reply: 'He calms right down when I give him a kiss tho?'

Next commenter just drops: '??'

The whole thread collectively malfunctioned.