okay so here's the hack. on the surface you're all like "yes... yes... I understand..." nodding along pretending to listen. but IN YOUR HEAD you're thinking this:
*this person is an omnipotent genius and I'm a complete idiot.*
like they've been crossing rivers on leaves since age 6. they turn pine cones into grenades and detonate them for fun. they're basically a SUPERHUMAN BEING and I'm just here being stupid and incompetent.
yes, I'm a moron. yes, they're a genius. yes, absolutely.
and I'm telling you the second you convince yourself of this absolute delusion? the nagging becomes HILARIOUS. you genuinely can't hear it anymore because you're too busy internally screaming at how ridiculous the worship is LMAOOOOO
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