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Friend called my US stocks 'gambling' for a year. Then I hit 400%.

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Friend called my US stocks 'gambling' for a year. Then I hit 400%.

Buckle up. So you meet all kinds of people in life but my high school friend Seokjin? Absolute next level.

I'm not the type to clap back at every little thing. I just keep my head down and do my thing. But this time I genuinely could not let it slide, so I served him a full plate of karma.

Quick context: last year I started studying US stocks in my free time while working my engineering job. I wasn't yolo-ing meme stocks. I was analyzing Nasdaq tickers one by one, and only when I had real conviction did I start putting money in, slowly scaling up from small amounts.

And the SECOND Seokjin found out, he made it his personal mission to drag me.

Every time I'd mention stocks in our group chat he'd pounce like he'd been waiting all day.

"Yo Jinwoo. What you're doing isn't investing, it's gambling. You're gonna blow your whole paycheck and end up on the street overnight. Everyone claiming they made money on stocks these days is LYING, wake tf up."

At first I figured okay, maybe he's just worried. I laughed it off. But it kept escalating. He'd talk down to me in front of ALL our friends like I was some degenerate gambling addict, and the vibe of the group chat slowly shifted into everyone lowkey laughing at me. It was genuinely stressful.

So I shut up. And waited. Let the numbers talk.

Then it happened. The stock I'd been holding with full conviction? Jackpot. Straight up 400%+ returns. The number in my account had a comma in a place I'd literally never seen before. We're talking μ–΅ΒΉ territory.

And right as I was high on that life-changing dopamine, guess who slides into my DMs after months of radio silence.

"Yooo Jinwoo!!! Heard you HIT big!! That's my boy, I always knew you'd make it huge one day πŸ™Œ"

The AUDACITY. But wait. It gets better.

"Sooo what'd you buy tho?? I wanna invest too, trusting you bro, share the ticker. Throw me a bone, what are friends for??"

This man. Spent a YEAR calling my work gambling. And now he's begging me for the honey pot like we're besties. I was speechless.

I didn't even reply to him directly. Instead? I screenshotted his shameless DM, my profit screenshot, AND the delivery pic of the imported car I JUST signed for. Dropped all three in the group chat at once.

"Hey Seokjin, I gambled and bought a car LOL. You were SO worried I'd ruin my life, so why are you suddenly asking what stock I bought? Didn't you say I was a gambler? Why would you copy a gambler's picks? Kinda inconsistent no?"

The chat EXPLODED. Friends going "Jinwoo that's INSANE congrats" and "Seokjin bro where did your shame go??" Hitting him with the facts. Seokjin? Didn't say a single word. Just sat there for a while and then straight up left the chat.

Honestly, dropping the car pic preemptively was my galaxy brain move. Shut down any "hey can I borrow some money" nonsense before it even started.

People who tear down your grind to prop themselves up? They only shut up when you shove the receipts in their face. If you've got a hater like this in your life, don't bite your tongue. Win loud. It's the cleanest revenge there is.

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