so my friend lost their phone and i'm literally standing guard waiting for someone to try and steal it lmao.
BRO. Why aren't you picking up??? It's absolute CHAOS over here in Ilsan. Look, I know you've done shady stuff before but PLEASE just handle this cleanly for once. The org is falling apart, dude.
Where ARE you??? Kwak Chul-yong's running WILD out here. These unhinged bastards have zero morals, zero shame. We need you to come back and shut down their operation fr.
Jong-nam said he'd track you down and literally tore apart the entire Busan area looking for you. Says he found NOTHING. Are you seriously working WITH him on this?? Big bro, I'm genuinely about to lose it. Think about what happens to the organization. Come back. PLEASE.
ΒΉ this is written in this archaic stern "summoning the leader" tone that's actually hilarious because the context is just... a lost phone
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