so I had this dream where I was actually successful. like, UN invited me to speak. moon jae-in, lambda, EVERYONE waiting for my speech. literal global broadcast.
and I'm just casually opening my notes all confident right? and then out comes: "hello everyone, I'm kim _____ with tourette's" EXCEPT I SAID IT. like my voice came out SHARP and bitchy.
everyone in the room starts going nuts. I'm sweating through my shirt. and I'm just there like "I'm sorry!!! it's not like I wanted to!! sorry sorry sorry!!!" just BLUBBERING and stammering until it ends.
I'm still drenched in sweat thinking about it. genuinely horrifying.
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