okay so I did something SO impulsive. I was at his place just scrolling on my phone and I felt him staring at me? And when I looked up this DOG was absolutely locked in on me. Like full intensity. So we're just looking at each other for like 30 seconds straight and then suddenly HE KISSES ME. I'm not even joking his DOG kissed me and I was like okay whatever, cursed him out, went back to my phone. But THEN the psycho does it AGAIN. Actually kisses me. And I don't know what was wrong with me but in that moment I was so into it that I just... kissed him back. With tongue and everything LMAOOO. We're making out for like 3 minutes and THEN the dog just gets up and's like "yo I gotta go to cram school" and leaves. So now I gotta see this man tomorrow and I genuinely have NO IDEA how I'm gonna look him in the eye.
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