
okay besties let's play this game where we pretend we're like, samsung-level rich. actually no. WORLD'S RICHEST BILLIONAIRE level rich. and we just casually say one sentence at a time like we live that life.
like for example: "that... tteokbokki thing poor people eat? I'm kinda curious what it tastes like"
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