me: ugh my stomach's killing me, I think I ate something bad
me: hey can you like. prick my finger or something later
him: you want me to BITE you??
him: how is that gonna help your stomach
him: that's just gonna make it worse
me: NO you absolute psycho I'm not talking about BITING
me: I meant prick my FINGER with a needle
the way he understood "λ°" as "eat/bite" instead of "prick" LMAOOO I'm dead. like sir. read the room.
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