okay but does anyone else know that snipers in winter hold ICE in their mouths while they're taking shots so their breath doesn't give them away?? like that's so hot actually??
and i just. i need a fic where there's this rookie sniper trying to line up a shot at the villain right, and suddenly the villain just VANISHES and the rookie's freaking out looking everywhere and then the villain grabs him from behind by the hair and starts KISSING him and like... passes the ice from his mouth to the rookie's mouth and i'm SCREAMING
and the villain's like "you're shaking too much. who're you even trying to hit at this point?"
I'M DEAD. DEAD. UNHINGED. SEND HELP.
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