I hid my MP3 in my shirt so my classmate couldn't steal it. He came back with chopsticks.

okay so this wasn't even romantic it was just FUNNY lmaooo. in middle school this boy kept sneaking my MP3 player to listen to music, right? so I was like you know what, I'm putting this in my shirt pocket. problem solved. except... it was literally RIGHT against my chest so there's NO WAY he could reach in there without it being insanely weird.

so what does this man do. he LEAVES. comes back with wooden chopsticks. and just... fishes it out like he's playing claw machine with my MP3 player LMAOOOOO. the audacity. the creativity. I'm still thinking about this like 15 years later because it was so unhinged I had no choice but to respect it.