someone's accidentally using my number as their notes app and i'm losing it
so this phone number. is it anyone's? cause it's mine now apparently.
starts getting messages like "hey! lunch today was actually SO good i hope they make it again tomorrow" and i'm like. okay buddy. wrong number.
then a CHECKLIST shows up:
- 2 socks
- 1 extra shirt
- hat
- pants
- toothbrush
- hair dryer
- underwear
- towel
- shower stuff
- charger and earbuds
"make sure you pack!!!"
and i'm CRYING because this person is out here using MY number as their personal memo pad. so i text back "where are you going???" and "who even ARE you??"
radio silence. then one last message: "this number's owner"
LIKE BESTIE. that's me. that's literally me. you've been yelling at yourself this whole time.
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