my coworker just casually roasted me and it was the hottest thing i've ever seen

LMAOOO so my office is super chill and we all talk shit to each other constantly right. i used to wear those big chunky contacts but my eyes got fucked up so i switched to glasses. had these huge horn-rimmed frames before but today i put on these thin new ones for the first time and i'm like fishing for a compliment from my senior coworker (대리님) while we're smoking.

i go 'hey did you notice anything different about me?' and this man is literally in the middle of lighting his cigarette. you know that thing where you cup your hand around the flame so the wind doesn't blow it out? yeah he's doing THAT while looking down with the cigarette in his mouth so his words are all muffled and he's not even looking at me.

the SECOND i finish asking he goes like... *that* with his chin at me. gesturing at my glasses. while still cupping the lighter flame. mouth full of cigarette. zero eye contact. just pure unhinged energy.

i can't even DESCRIBE it properly LMAOOO but it was so smooth?? like genuinely attractive in a feral way. he's not even that good looking but the AUDACITY and the delivery... i'm still thinking about it