my brother's gf just dmed me after i flirted with him on instagram LMAOOO

so i left a thirsty comment on my brother's instagram post the other day right. we do this to mess with each other all the time, it's like our thing on there lol
well literally just now his girlfriend DMs me. LMAOOO. i'm actually dying this is so funny but also my parents are gonna kill me when they see this.
She sent: "Oh I'm so sorry!! You're so pretty though, let's hang out soon! Break up with him~π§‘"
And then she's like: "your brother is SO handsome omgπππ"
so i was already laughing but THEN. she replies to herself with: "excuse me but who are you?? why are you calling my boyfriend handsome and leaving comments like that? shouldn't you ask YOUR OWN boyfriend why he's letting this happen instead of messaging a stranger being all demanding about it?? do you realize how insane this looks..??"
AND THEN AGAIN. "so like. who even are you tho lmaooo"
no because the WAY she went full psycho mode in her own DM thread. she's basically roasting herself at this point. my brother has NO IDEA his girlfriend just had a complete meltdown to his little sister in the dms KEKEKEKE. i cannot wait to tell him
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