I trapped a Mercedes with my brother's car and it was GLORIOUS

So I live in this old villa complex where parking spots are literally worth more than gold. My landlady and I have an agreement — I pay an extra 100k won (~$75) a month and get my own designated spot. It's got my license plate number painted on the ground and a no parking sign. Literally impossible to miss that it's MINE.

Then one Friday night during a downpour, I pull up after overtime absolutely DEAD on my feet. And there's this white Mercedes just sitting in my spot like it owns the place.

I call the number on the windshield. Some young guy picks up all annoyed like. "Yeah I'm having drinks with friends right now so I can't move it. Just park somewhere else in the alley. I'll move it tomorrow morning."

I LOSE IT. I tell him this is my reserved space that I PAY FOR. And he YELLS at me like *I'm* the problem. "You're being too picky. I've been drinking anyway so I can't drive. If you're desperate, take a taxi tomorrow. I'll give you 10k won for cab fare."

Then he blocks my number.

Next morning? The Mercedes is STILL there. Bold as hell. And I've got a 3-night business trip starting that afternoon. I call from a different number. He picks up FURIOUS. "Stop calling me, you're so annoying. I'm leaving in the afternoon, I'll move it then."

That's when the idea hits me.

I don't say anything. I just hang up and call my brother. He's got this ancient SUV he was about to scrap. Perfect.

I take my car and his car and I box that Mercedes in so TIGHT. I'm talking finger-can't-fit-in-the-gap tight. Bumper to bumper, front and back. Physically impossible to escape.

I turn on all the dashcams, head to the station, and IMMEDIATELY turn off my work phone. I knew this guy was going to lose his mind.

While I'm out of town for 3 days being completely zen and eating great food, that Mercedes owner is having the WORST time of his life. My work phone is probably getting blown up with threats but I don't even check it.

Wednesday night I get back. I walk into the parking lot and there he is — gaunt as hell, looking absolutely destroyed — pacing around MY car.

The second he sees me he RUNS over screaming. "Are you INSANE?? Do you know how much money I've lost?? I called the POLICE!! You're getting SUED!!"

I just smile real calm and go, "Oh sorry, I had a sudden work trip and I was in a dead zone with no service. Just got back."

He's all puffed up saying he called cops but here's the thing — he already knew the cops don't have the power to force removal from a private parking dispute. He KNEW.

I pull out my contract with the landlady. I explain this is MY rented space, he trespassed, and I'm charging him for my taxi/rental car costs from the trip PLUS daily parking violation fees. And I mentioned that taxi money he offered yesterday.

Or, I said super casual, I could just take another trip. Tomorrow maybe.

He SNAPPED. Started screaming, cursing. But then I actually turned around to go inside and lock my car again, and suddenly he's begging. Literally crying. Saying he missed an important meeting, his company's about to fire him.

I made him write me a genuine apology letter. He paid me every single won I asked for. THEN I moved my car.

He peeled out like his life depended on it. Haven't seen him near that villa since.

And honestly? The fact that this guy thought he could just steamroll me with zero consequences? That his inconvenience mattered more than MY legal right to MY SPACE? I couldn't let it slide.

Some people don't respond to logic or politeness. They respond to consequences.

And yeah, I used that money to take my parents out for good beef. Worth every second of that chaos.

The smile I get every time I park in my spot now? Priceless.