
Buckle up because this exchange is unhinged from start to finish LMAOOO
So some guy texts her out of nowhere talking about 'think of me however you want kekeke' and then immediately hits her with 'I want to date you prettily ^^β€οΈ'
She goes: 'sure go date that crazy bitch properly then~~'
And then: '[name] is literally eating me up lmaooo'
He comes back with 'oo lmaooo being pressed like an ex-girlfriend huh LMAOOO'
She claps back: 'don't talk like that when your d**k is tiny,,'
Him: 'γ γ '
Him again: 'my d**k is NOT tiny?? LMAOOO'
And she just. She just said:
'oh yeah? then tell [name] to make it smaller,,'
Read: 11:40pm.
The '...' typing bubble at the bottom. He is COOKED. Absolutely cooked.
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