I farted in the library while sleep-talking about guns and everyone lost it

okay so yesterday I worked out and crashed HARD. barely got any sleep right.

so this morning I'm at the library trying to study and I'm absolutely DYING from exhaustion so I just lay my head down for a sec. and I fall asleep.

I start dreaming. don't even remember what about but apparently I'm shooting a gun in it??? and I'm making gun noises with my mouth. out loud. while FARTING. and talking in my sleep :(((

I wake up and I'm still confused as hell so I literally just sit there saying "ppppt ppppt" (gun sounds) by myself and I'm giggling and I'm like LMAOOO except

I'M IN THE LIBRARY.

the person next to me, in front of me, BEHIND me??? they all START CRACKING UP. absolute chaos. I can hear them trying not to laugh.

so obviously I just pretended to go back to sleep.

I'm not taking questions. I'm currently in witness protection.