my bf literally cried at dinner because i roasted him lmaooo

so we're at dinner eating meat right and we're joking around saying we've both changed as people. he's like yeah you changed, and i'm like oh so you're saying you've changed too? and i go well if you've changed that much i'm not seeing you anymore lol. and he PANICS like okay fine don't see me then. so i tell him this is literally our last supper together and he just goes SILENT. full sulk mode. won't even talk to me. then he texts me this whole thing ㅠㅠ

so later i'm looking him in the eye like why do you hate me?? and i guess i hit a nerve because he literally takes a huge bite of meat and just goes "mmmm :((((" while making the most pathetic sad noises i've ever heard. full wailing. HELP IM CRYING

anyway he wants me to apologize now. he's texting me APOLOGIZE. APOLOGIZE.

like bestie you cried at the dinner table over my roast. the audacity.