my bf turns into a golden retriever after we kiss and i'm obsessed

so every single time we kiss he does this thing where he just... presses himself against the wall and won't look back at me. like he says he feels like he's about to float away or something LMAOOO. i keep telling him to just turn around and he absolutely refuses but the SECOND i sit down he's right there sitting next to me and immediately starts cuddling and nuzzling and kissing me again. bro is genuinely a dog. like we don't see each other for one day and the moment i show up he's hugging me and just constantly touching my arm while i'm trying to walk and following me everywhere like a puppy ㅋㅋㅋ if we're on a bench he just starts rubbing his head on my arm and his face on my arm and sniffing me and i'm DEAD it's so funny. i can't even deal with how unhinged this man is