my bf is literally unhinged and i'm obsessed

okay so he's one year older than me right. and like i'm too embarrassed to call him oppa (the whole respectful older guy thing) so i just use his name or say "you" when it's awkward. BUT. sometimes i slip up and actually call him oppa and his EYES light up. like he gets this goofy smile on his face and he's like "why? huh? huh?" and i'm SCREAMING. LMAOOOOO.

and the best part? we'll be fighting about something and he'll literally start the sentence like "oppa is mad because you said ~~~~" and then he'll walk away to splash water on his face (to hide that he's laughing) because he knows i'm about to lose it. he's doing it ON PURPOSE. it's calculated. this man is playing 4D chess to end arguments with me and honestly? it works. i can't stay mad at him when he's being this psycho about it. the audacity.