my foreign bf keeps yelling random Korean words and I'm DYING

So I have this foreign boyfriend right and the way he speaks Korean is absolutely unhinged LMAOOO.

I'll just be minding my own business doing whatever and out of NOWHERE he'll just scream "FRIED RICE!!!!" and hug me??? Like I have NO idea why that specific word but okay bestie.

Then he's like "hug me please~ give me kisses~" all cute about it and I'm genuinely losing it every time.

So I explained to him how in Korea we do the whole naming thing. Like guys get ~dol (돌) names and girls get ~soon (순) names. You know, like보라돌이 or 밥순이 or 떡순이 type shit.

And this man... this man heard that and decided HIS Korean name is 맷돌이 (Maet-dol-i). Because his name is Matt. So he's like Matt + dol = Maet-dol-i.

I'm SCREAMING the audacity lmaooooo