guy writes his girlfriend a 10-point contract on what NOT to do
Speaker 1: wanna match outfits?
Speaker 2: sis when I see you I'm laying down some RULES. follow them ok
1. don't ask me to drink
2. don't tell me to take a break
3. don't suggest we go to those rooms (karaoke, PC bangs, whatever)
4. don't give me that tired eye look
5. don't be like "let's hang a lil longer"
6. I moved but NOT to Suwon so stop following me home
7. seriously do NOT say "friends don't exist when there's alcohol and night" shit
8. basically ban all your little scheming comments period
9. when you ask if I want food don't say you want eel
10. don't EVER ask about matching outfits again
keep this in mind ok ~!
Speaker 1: you're actually insane LMAOOOOOOOOO
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