my cousin just called me stupid and I had NO comeback
So I was hanging out with my little cousin today and she called me stupid, right? And I was like okay let me be cute and funny about this.
Me: "You mean like a treasure of the sea~?" (yes I was being corny as hell)
Cousin: "No. You're a cockroach's bodyguard."
Me: ...
I'M DEAD. The way she just. Obliterated me. With the most unhinged insult I've ever heard in my life. A cockroach's bodyguard?? Where did that even come from??? I'm still thinking about it hours later and I can't stop laughing because it makes NO sense but somehow it's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
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